Dumb Questions

Last Friday I was hanging out at Panera Bread in Lenexa. I just read an article on The Huffington Post about Unintentional Hipsters.. when I looked up and saw the girl in the photo above.

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Is she a hipster?

In my little town the closest we get to a hipster is a middle schooler in skinny jeans. But while we are on the subject.. are these pigtails relevant to being a hipster? Does this make me old? Because when I put my hair in a ponytail or pig tails.. it's because I want to get it off my neck.

Maybe I should not venture outside of my little town.. if I have to ask questions like this.