Elvis has been on my mind a lot lately. While I was gone on the Mission Trip with the youth group he apparently acted like a total turd.  According to #1 me calling Elvis a turd is being nice. 

#1 believes that I am Elvis' master. (not true) She thinks that when I am gone he acts nervous and can't relax.   Apparently he poo'd in the basement each day I was gone, instead of asking to go out.  He also would not follow directions, and in general just sat around and barked.  He chewed up a bra, shoes, brio train track and a wood letter.

Do you think this is true?  Could the dog have missed me that much?