While browsing Barnes and Noble I found this interesting book in the Self Help section called "You Are Good At Things a Checklist"  by Andy Selsberg.  It caught my eye and made me laugh a little..   The book is a series of things to check off to make you feel better about yourself.  Here's some of that I thought I could check off..

• Noticing new haircuts
• making it to the hotel pool before it closes
• Sensing how many sheets the stapler can handle
• Inserting swear words into regular words
• misquoting
• wearing pants
• Estimating if a crowded elevator is overweight
• Applying reverse psychology
• Applying double reverse psychology
• Making dismissive gestures
• Announcing you could make a salad at home for cheaper
• Tying shoes and ties on someone else's body

Having very specific ideas about how you like your tea

• Laughing at yourself
• Signing documents on other peoples backs
• Pulling a Fast one
• Assuming it will all be online
• Living the dream

Some of the one's I haven't done… but thought were funny:

• Getting out of bone marrow donation requests
• Telling Professional Coaches what to do (I had quite a few old boyfriends that could do this)
• Knowing just how high you can toss a baby before it gets dangerous.
• Being fearless about trying other people's prescriptions
• Straddling the line between appropriate and inappropriate butt patting
• Scrubbing away shame in the shower
• Wiping that smirk off your face
• Knowing the appropriate level of participation and enthusiasm when at a worship service not of your religion.
• Following through with threats to write a children's book.
• Announcing whenever you're keeping it real
• Catching drifts
• Keeping the line moving

This is a cute and funny book.. It will make you laugh.