Dear Gentle Reader… (ha I’m becoming Miss Manners)

I should tell you I have a large dog… We buy him several different collars to make him look cute. Today I saw this..

I believe I feed this child about 50 times a day.. SO WHY does he have the dog’s collar as a belt?
Why is he covering his face? Why is #5 looking like this?

Nice.. huh? Even the dirty shirt is touching. All I have to say is I hope his father doesn’t see this..