My Dog is an idiot.. and I am his Master

I need to tell you.. sometime last year I received a message through eBay about my dog. (Yes.. MY DOG) I’ve talked about Porky before. He’s a good dog, very protective of my children and our home…. but apparently he has a few secrets.

Here he is looking innocent..

So, the email (through eBay’s email system) was from my neighbor up the road. She was letting me know her dog was in a family way, and she felt my dog was the father. I was a little freaked out. We discussed our dogs, and I let her know that I wasn’t sure my dog (which is pretty tall) probably couldn’t get to her dog (which reminded me of a cross between a Welsh Corgi and a Labrador) pregnant. For those of you that don’t know what a Welsh Corgi is.. go here. She was pretty sure it was Porky, and not the other dogs that roam around the country out here.

After church today I saw the dogs on the way home. I’ll let you decided if they are Porky’s or not.

Porky is about about 5 to 6 inches taller than the tallest dog. But the shorter one looks

about the height of their mother.

So.. What do you think? Are these dogs part Dogue de Bordeaux AKA French Mastiff? If these are Porky’s puppies do I owe child support?