Dear Grandpa; Please send more pants!

My father-in-law (Ward Cleaver) gave #2 a pair of pants.  Apparently#2 has had them for a couple of years, but only now has decide to wear them.

He really likes this pants.  He says they are; “comfortable”   “you can wear other pants under them” and my favorite, “if you get something on them, it slides right off”.

Yes, he really said that.  Embarrassing #2 really embarrassing.

I’ve told him the last 3 days that I need to wash these pants.  He doesn’t think they are dirty. Because “stuff just slides right off of them”.  Please Grandpa.. send the kid some more pants…