The First Cut is Always the Hardest.

#6 has never had a haircut….


No really.. he hasn't 😉


I've never had a child with hair quite like this. 


I thought the best way to cut his hair would be in the sink.


He's contained, at almost the right height, and has something to pay attention to, instead of his mother cutting his hair.


Several cuts later..




He looks like a little boy.  He didn't cry a bit over the hair cut.. but his mother did.

Hey Lady Your Kid needs a Haircut.. or He Looks Like Lime Kitty!

This is the famous Meme Lime Cat.

This is #5.  He needs a hair cut… seriously needs a hair cut.

He doesn't want me to take a picture of his helmet head.


His mother (me) has been so busy in the month of May and June, I haven't had time to cut his hair.

I promise I'll be cutting it soon.


Cousin It is gone…

I've needed a hair cut for a long time. Was that a pun? I've gone to the same person to cut my hair since before I was married. My father gifted me with thick course hair. My thick hair doesn't seem to freak Renee (my hair chick) out. I don't want short hair, and she doesn't seem to want to cut it all off, so we are perfect together. Here are the before photos: cousin it

Here's the mass of hair pulled to one side…

cousin it

Here it is on both sides.. Please ignore my dirty mirror 🙂

HOLY SMOKES.. I look like Cousin IT from the Adams Family..

Don't believe me.. here's proof..

Ok.. so I don't have a hat.. but it's pretty close.

Some hair…

Some more hair…

and Bob's your uncle.. my hair is cut..

The back… and sort of the front..

Renee says she wants to see me back in before it get's that bad again.. I'll try.. I'll try..

The eBay Queen Plays Beauty Shop with her Boys…

Today was not only the birthday of our nation, but it is the long awaited day where I take the time out from cooking, parenting, eBaying and blogging to cut the hair of men who live in my house.

The first one up in my chair of horrors beauty is The Man. I told #1 I wanted her to document this event for my blog. The Man nixed that idea, because “he didn’t want his picture taken”. Huh.. what a grouch. So there is no before photos to show you of his shaggy head. I should tell you I DID cut it too short.. but that’s what he get’s for refusing to come to my blog party.

He still looks cute.

Oh look.. grumpy CAN smile… oooh he’s going to be mad at me for this.

Next up.. #4. It used to be REALLY hard to cut this kids hair. He would scream, cry and in general act like a brat. He’s so much better now. I didn‘t think about taking a before photo of him. Not because he didn’t want his picture taken like his father, but his dad set me so off balance I just forgot to do it.

#4 looks good, and he was still the whole time.

Here’s #5.. flashing the Spiderman gang sign…

Whoo-hoo he’s cute!

I don’t know how to warn you about this next kid. He’s a real problem. First of all he could be a donor for “Hair Club for Men”. He has enough hair to cover Mr Cleans head 5 times over. He usually complains the ENTIRE TIME I cut his hair.

Don’t you like how this kid DOESN’T CARE that I am going to put these photos out there

for the whole world to see?

Look when he smiles he’s pretty cute…

Gee they don’t look too happy do they?

That’s more like it..