An Interview with a Monkey.. #4 Speaks His Mind

My 4th child is a pretty interesting kid.  He’s opinionated and bossy… (a trait I believe he got from his father.)  He also has a really optimistic view of the world, and is very helpful with a kind heart.

#4 sitting outside.. watching me take eBay pictures.

  • What’s your favorite thing to do?  Play video games
  • What do you want to be when you grow up?   I’ve told you this! A Chef.
  • Why do you want to be a chef?  Because I like to cook!
  • What’s your favorite food?  Pepperoni Pizza.
  • Are you night person or morning person.  Pretty much both. (This is true.. he’s the first one up in the morning, and the last one to go to bed at night)
  • I heard that you take dance lessons.  Why do you do that?  Because I like dance and pretty much tap is my favorite dance.
  • What’s your favorite TV Show?  Spongebob Squarepants
  • What would you like to learn how to do?  I would like to learn how to drive.
  • Do you have a girlfriend?  No. Should I have a girlfriend?
  • Why don’t you have a girlfriend? Why are you asking this?

  • Do you know why I am asking you these questions?  I don’t know maybe for your blog or something?
  • What’s your favorite song?   All Star

  • Where would you like to go on vacation?  I’ve always wanted to go to St Louis.
  • Most kids want to go to Disney World, why do you want to go to St Louis?  Because I heard about that arch there, and it’s like 500 feet tall or something.  Are you writing this all on your blog or something?
  • Would that bother you if I was writing it for my blog?  No, I guess not.
  • Do you have any nicknames?  Why do you need to give me any nicknames?  How about Bob or Uni-brow.
  • Why do you think I write my blog?  I don’t know.. maybe so people can see your recipes or something.
  • What’s something you want everyone to know about me?  You are a good cook.
  • What if everyone wants to come eat at our house then?  You can tell all those people they have to pay $2.00 for a meal.  No wait a second.. $50.00 for a meal.  That’s a good price right?
  • Thank you for letting me interview you. Sure.  Can I go play a game now?