Here’s Your Sign..

Here's your sign, reserved parking, elderly, mother to be, parents with small children

I've been keeping something from you for awhile now. Which one of these things am I on this sign? If you guessed "all of the above".. you'd be correct. Here's proof just in case you were wondering..

\elmo eugene

I'd like to introduce you to #6… The elderly parents of this child are excited and slightly freaked out. This kids brothers and sisters can't wait to meet him or her.