I’ve never really had a guest blogger, with the exception of one of my children. Today my neighbors have something to say.
Hay.. (get it.. H-A-Y).. I was wondering if you could tell me a little
bit about your neighbor… you know that eBay chick that lives up the road?
Um.. excuse me.. I wanted to know if you knew anything about
Hey you there.. in the back butting heads.. can I talk to you?
Oh.. I thought you two were fighting. I had no idea you were um..
well.. we don’t allow this kind of thing here.. This is a family blog…
Can you tell me anything about your neighbor.. you know the one
that wears the rhinestone crown to Wal-mart?
“She has issues, and drives down the road in huge vehicle with
what looks like a bunch of cow tipping hooligans in it.”
Any other scandalous news?
“She’s a beef eater.”